In just minutes my little Anna will be all grown up :') It's a big step and on this day, 16 years ago, Anna Louise Holowko first entered this world whilst me, already being 1 and a bit and oblivious knew that this was the start of something wonderful.
So here's to you. Anna Holowko, This is your life!
Born in a bin at age 3, Anna Louise Holowko had a normal up bringing hearding the cows with her raccoon mother and rhino father.
By the time she was 5 years old she already had a day time tv show and a number one selling book titled, "Me. How I lick trees."
2 years later and Anna had now become a single full-time working mother to 3 handsome ghosts. (None of which she would drop her pants for)
With her children she was able to produce a hit broadway musical. Cats. This involved a 3 hour session of waxing cats and was rated "Outstanding" by the New York Times.
She tried to bring this success to Hairspray but instead killed half of the cast with asphyxiation.
After years of trying to blame Michael Jackson for this tragedy she paid him to fake his own death in the summer of 2009.
He now lives with Anna's birth parents, The Phelps's. They hate his guts. And God hates them :)
Happy Birthday Son. xx
This took me a while so you're already 16 now :)
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